donkey rope

a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.

Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!

by Snakeypoo August 26, 2008

donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 10, 2009

donkey bridge

A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.

Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.

Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?

Professor: (see definition)

by Evan L. June 5, 2007

Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.

That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

donkey on the edge

On the edge of an emotional breakdown

I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....

by HolyHolly August 12, 2017

donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.

As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.

by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014

Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016