by Snakeypoo July 30, 2008
by Torchiest March 11, 2009
A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.
Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?
Professor: (see definition)
Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?
Professor: (see definition)
by Evan L. May 18, 2007
On the edge of an emotional breakdown
by HolyHolly August 12, 2017
A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"
Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**
by Dr. Courtney DVM June 01, 2007
A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.
by Bigballer12 July 25, 2016
An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.
A face repulsive enough to blind.
A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
A face repulsive enough to blind.
A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
by Dfishdaddy March 06, 2014