One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 07, 2013
The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.
Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
by Bigeboy June 25, 2022
When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher…
by durango722 July 17, 2021
A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 30, 2021
by Kakeman January 16, 2018
Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022