crown the queen

When a dude ejaculates onto a woman's forehead in subzero temperatures resulting in the splooge freezing on contact and giving her an ice-y jizz tiara.

"hey johnson I heard you had quite the date with mandi at the south pole"
"you bet your sweet posterior I did, she even let me crown the queen"
"wow, such royalty"

by spicyeuphcakes August 2, 2016

Power crowning

Pushing out a poo as big as a babies head.

I ate a massive burrito last night and now I'm power crowning.

by Pwrcrwn May 15, 2016

Crown Roast

When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.

“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”

by Buffalo Parker April 17, 2020

Jewel in the crown

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.

India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

BK crown

The award given to a member of a group of friends who successfully has sex with the least attractive and largest woman possible over a given period of time.

Yeah, he's definately a candidate for the BK crown

by ccrugger January 28, 2011

Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 4, 2009

Pecan Crown

When you’re eating a girl out, and just before she nuts, you ever so gently, lick her butthole.

Last night Guy pulled the classic Pecan Crown on his wife, and I don’t think his marriage has been the same since.

by The GuyD January 8, 2021