5th Circuit

Where you go when you become drunk off alchohol, high off drugs, or stimulated off pills. When you get on the fifth circuit, you may still retain some consciousness but you usually do dumb shit, like jump out of a window or get a shitty tattoo.

"Damn those two drunk latina bitches hit that 5th circuit hard and i had them givin me the much needed love i required."

by Fer-Nando May 28, 2006

december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

by xenoverse9 November 29, 2020

June,5th

the day that tristan asked guilia for nudes so we all post yolos in honor of this heart warming memory

june,5th the day tristan wanted nudes

by rawr.com December 8, 2020

febuary 5th

fuck a freind friday

hey bro its febuary 5th wanna fuck :)

by oopssksksksksksksksksks February 5, 2021

June the 5th

June the 5th is International ask her or him out day. Good luck.

Boy 1: Look at her! She’s perfect!
Boy 2: What a coincidence! It’s June the 5th, go on and ask her out!
Boy 1: ...
Boy 2: Good luck ;)

by getagirlfriendman June 4, 2020

August 5th

National boyfriends day

Her guess what today is babe it’s august 5th national boyfriends day

Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day

Him thank you babe

by Alexdgoat August 5, 2021

March 5th

March 5th is national give a girl hoodies and hugs day. Boys you better be making a female happy or that’s the end of ur life right there

Girl: “Hey today is March 5th”
Boy: “Yea so?”
Girl: “Hoodies and Hugs please?”
*Bam instant relationship*

by Holiday Fairy 💕 March 4, 2020