the day where stars were aligned and the galaxies collided, and lee felix was born! the prettiest and most amazing boy!
by felixgalaxy May 08, 2020
A day where two friends became best friends. What happened that day? Well you are about to figure out how these two bros formed a covalent bond! It was a crazy adventure that lasted all day. The two bros were straight up pounding each other from all angles: left, right, up, down and center. While they were pounding so GODDAMN hard, they were teleported to the Death Star. A challenger appeared at the Death Star. Who was it? DARTH VADER!!! The two homies battled Darth Vader while they were still pounding each other. They defeated Darth Vader because Bro 2 hit Darth Vader with a nut to the face :). A few moments later, Thanos appeared. How did he appear? Bros 1's ass was pounded so fookin' hard, it was big enough for one of Thanos's universe traveling portals. Thanos came put of the portal and he was in complete disbelief. The two bros decided to fuck Thanos all over. Bro 1 whipped put his glock and shot Thanos in his fookin' purple face. After the attack from Thanos, Bro 2 already nutted 40 times, while Bro 1 nutted 38 times. The day was almost over, and the bros were still pounding the shit out of each other. Five minutes later, Chris Pratt appeared and gave both the bros medals for defeating Thanos and Darth Vader. Chris Pratt later joined them in the pounding sessions. KEEP POUNDING
BRO 1 "MAN DECEMBER 15 WAS AWESOME, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT ME!!!"
BRO 2 "BRUH SAME!!! RUMOR HAS IT THAT MORE CELEBS WILL BE JOINING US!!!"
BRO 1 "Lets ask our friends if they wanna join."
Random tall blonde friend "This sounds fake, I'm out."
BRO 2 " Fookin Pussy."
BRO 2 "BRUH SAME!!! RUMOR HAS IT THAT MORE CELEBS WILL BE JOINING US!!!"
BRO 1 "Lets ask our friends if they wanna join."
Random tall blonde friend "This sounds fake, I'm out."
BRO 2 " Fookin Pussy."
by BIGSEXYSHARK November 14, 2018
by Zugondees May 09, 2021
A variation on the term, "Freshman 15," the "JNobs 15" is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.
While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
by sammyappel October 05, 2011
The period of time you're legally allowed to leave the classroom after if the teacher doesn't show up
by DisgustingWeebs December 16, 2018