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Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".
"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"
by Otto Huan October 20, 2021
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Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.
Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2025
mugGet the Teslamug.

Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!
Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022
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Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.
We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!
by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019
mugGet the Tesla minivanmug.

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?
by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021
mugGet the Tesla Catmug.

Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops
Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi
by Gains Train March 31, 2025
mugGet the Tesla Semimug.

Tesla Tobaccy

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.
by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021
mugGet the Tesla Tobaccymug.

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