Septic Swallow

When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.

I was giving him a septic swallow, and his shit sprayed all over my face!

by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019

High Swallowing

The act of being naked on a roof with friends.

Boy, high swallowing with Claire and Scarlett last night was great because roofs are fantastic, and so are boobs!

by Santiago Montillado December 28, 2011

Swallow a revolver

This is a metaphor for killing yourself because you know how you put guns up your mouth when you pull it well that's where it came from

Go swallow a revolver you cunt meaning go kill yourself

by Fieryfury January 29, 2020

swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence

Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.

by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022

dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.

that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!

by dad that has too much too drin May 23, 2018

wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell

Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017