surging sanders

when you cum out of nowhere

You scared the shit out of me you surging sanders

by stovotoro May 2, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah has a lot of issues with Surging Sanders in the bedroom.

by galmur April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah's night was ruined when he had a surging sanders after seeing Jordyn Taylor.

by TheDailyShowWithTrevorNoah April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

"When you cum out of nowhere."
~ The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

When thinking about the possibility of nationally legalized marijuana, I Surging Sanders all over my favorite jeans.

by Bern Splotion April 25, 2016

surging Sanders

For when you come out of nowhere.

Hilary was discordantly surprised by surging Sanders!

by killfly April 24, 2016

Surge Protector

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

by GCH October 9, 2005

Surging Sanders

The act of reaching orgasm out of, seemingly, nowhere; similar to how Bernie Sanders "came out of nowhere" as he began to make headway in the 2016 presidential race against front-runner Hilary Clinton.

While I was eating my Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos with extra Doritos, I felt a Surging Sanders coming on and added a little sour cream to my zesty Mexican meal.

by Macimillian? April 25, 2016