You're such a doorbell

Used when someone has just done something stupid without bad language.

X: I walked in lampost this morning
Y: You're such a doorbell

by Batman's_Best_Mate January 7, 2011

your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

by definemyass October 3, 2005

like such

A word that can be added to a sentence when you're demonstrating it at that present moment. Related, but not to be confused to and such.

George: How did you do that?
Fred: Well, first off, I go to google, like such.

by Goober889 March 26, 2014

stop being such a clinton

A source of corruption.

Jeff at Goldman Sachs needs to stop being such a clinton.

by transmogy November 5, 2016

And such

A phrase that can be added after any sentence.

Happy birthday, and such.

by courtking August 6, 2009

ur such a mog

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot

mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog

by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018

You’re such a baj

“ You’re such a baj” is a common phrase used to call out a person who has no fashion sense whatsoever. “ You’re such a baj” is commonly used on people who wear uglyass, shitty clothing that looks like it came from the Stone Age. “ You’re such a baj” is also used on people who get their clothes from the dollar store and/or good will. If you are a “baj” and a “make-a-wish” kid wishes for you to look good, his wish will never be accomplished.

Person 1: *to person 2* Ew wtf you’re such a baj.
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!

by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx July 1, 2022