a group of people who enjoy doing drugs together. most are addicted to drugs. they have other friends but usually resign to the group of stoners
by lauren luvs the j July 16, 2006
a stoner is a person who smokes weed everyday, or whenever they can. stoners don't get high just because they think they are addicted, that's a pot head, stoners like the high of the weed,its fun. they are chill people.
by illegalshit420 May 22, 2010
People who enjoy smoking the Marijuana on a regular basis. Friendly people who are nice too. And although they could spend their hard earned cash on something that could get them somewhere in life, they are happy buying weed on a $50+ a week budget.
I am a lot more successful then those stoners because I don't spend all my money on the Herb of the sacred garden
by The Evangelist June 18, 2011
Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with talking to rocks, and is also called a pothead for other unrelated reasons. Stoner's also seem to have a tendency to act like idiots when talking to their rocks, but they also refer to themselves as "cool" which is completely false.
Man one: Yo, did you see that stoner yesterday at that one party?
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.
by SilverxShadow March 04, 2018
Someone who smokes weed all the time, and is so stoned all the time that they are unaware of their surroundings. The person is liable to smoke up to 4 joints a day, and things that are done in the house are always gone un-noticed. A stoner can sometimes forget where he is or what he is doing and can leave lights on, doors open, taps running and the heating on all night.
For fuck sake, the stupid git left on the lights in the hall, the kitchen, the bathroom, left the heating on, and left the tap running. I'll give him 5 years and he'll be dead from smoking that shit everyday, the stupid smelly Dog.
by Dog March 05, 2004
Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".
Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."
Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
Me: "Yeah, what about him?"
Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."
Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*
by dabizz June 16, 2008
A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.
Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.
by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae December 25, 2007