no stoner

See no homo, but in a sense, relating to marijuana/cannabis related things.

1) When you say something extremely ridiculous, as if it were an idea to be thought of when you were blitzed out of your skull.
2) Any ridiculous statement pertaining to use of marijuana.

1) "Let's go... get some horses... and gallop down this fucking driveway, dude... oh, no stoner."
2) "I'm smoking like 10 bowls. No stoner, though."

by SF Kid October 24, 2007

A Stoner

A cannibis enthusiast that also is of long hair and listens to mostly (if not only) rock and roll music. Pot smoking long haired rock and roll fan with out any ambition

There is A Stoner at school that always cuts class to get high and listen to tunes on the radio.

by hippychk June 16, 2006

Stoner

Gods secondary disciples, they don’t go around telling people “hey I’m a stoner and I am sooooo high right now” posers who say stuff like that are generally the assholes of the smoking’ bud entertainment, stoners are good people who enjoy life (usually) more relaxed and…subtle.

Stoner #1 Did you see Joe goin' around the classroom telling everyone he was a stoner
Stoner #2 Yeah he is such a poser, hey you coming over to smoke some bud today
Stoner #1 Dude, have I ever said no too weed

by lfhs rocker February 5, 2008

Stoner

My sister's boyfriend

ME: Hello
Sister's Stoner Boyfriend: *Smokes weed* wha....

by PrincessMadFyre February 7, 2020

Stoner

A stoner is a delicacy believed to have been first prepared in take-away outlets in Glasgow, Scotland.
It consists of a donner kebab prepared using a cheese and tomato pizza instead of pitta/nan bread. It is folded in half, dipped in batter, and then deep fried.

"Come on kids, eat your stoner or you won't be getting that deep-fried mars bar "

by GSP2 March 8, 2008

Stoner

One whose hobby is to throw stones.

The stoner killed two birds with one stone.

by Rickchick April 24, 2004

Stoner

Name of a prolific inventor of military weaponry, Eugene Stoner. Most significantly, Stoner developed the AR-15 rifle while working at ArmaLite. ArmaLite, being an engineering and R&D facility, sold the design and manufacturing rights to Colt Firearms. Colt marketed the AR-15 to the U.S. military, which adopted it and reclassified it as the M-16 and its sub-variants. The Stoner-designed AR-15 platform has been the longest serving U.S. military rifle of all time and is a battle-proven design.

"Stoner: Slugs not Drugs."

by legbatom September 1, 2008