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Mr steal your dunks

Fucking legend mr steal dunks only wears dunks mr steal your dunks is fucking crazy
Mr steal your dunks just stole dunks
by Legends only August 13, 2022
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wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.
Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.
by Mexi mable April 6, 2015
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Stop the Steal

What math authors want to tell their local and foreign publishers in Singapore to cease using their content sans their permission in their sample chapters they submit to tender local and foreign projects; to pay them their due royalty when they sell their copyrights at book fairs; and not to rob them, by unscrupulously replacing their names with foreign ones when their textbooks are tailor-made for developing markets.
Singapore will continue to be a first-class economy with a third-class educational publishing industry as long as its unethical publishers pay lip service to stop the steal, with a number of morally corrupt and inept people occupying key positions still around today.
by MathPlus December 8, 2020
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Thrown out trying to steal third

The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.
Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.
by D4Diggz September 24, 2011
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the Big Steal

The blatant theft of President Trump's reelection in November of 2020.
The corporate presstitutes in the mainstream media will censor you if you make any reference to the undeniable election fraud known as the Big Steal.
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kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny
by t bear September 28, 2005
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