Stanky Jarvis

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011

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Stanky Wanky

A putrid smelling wank.

Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

by Joel Archbold September 24, 2020

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Stanky Bob

When you eat macaroni and cheese out of your partners asshole.

Man me and sandra did the Stanky Bob last night and I couldn't get over the hair in my food

by Anti simp machine August 23, 2022

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Someone (usually female) who smells of pure body odor and usually stinks up the whole room. May also have dyed hair, watch too much anime, wear dog collars/cat ears, be a furry, etc. Used as an offensive term.

Did you hear Mrs. William had to buy febreeze because of these stanky chicks smelling up the whole classroom?

by SlangDefiner9928 September 26, 2021

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stanky wanker

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.

My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

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Stanky Nabilliam

When a (typically straight) man or woman is having sex with a plus size (thicc) partner and uses their love handles (rolls) as true handles to provide a momentum advantage during intercourse.

The process of actually using love handles for their intended purpose.

Ashton: "Damn, she's thick!"

William: "I know! We hooked up last night and I was fucking her so hard, I had to do the Stanky Nabilliam to maintain my speed! She was really into it!"

Ashton: "what is the Stanky Nabilliam?"

William: "when you use those love handles as God intended!"

Ashton: "You are a legend, thicc girls are the best!!!"

by Ashton166 June 27, 2023

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