A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
by iqbal February 21, 2007
A little creme dog with an annoying bark and eye crusties . It is very squishy, it is scared of everything and is quite annoying but cute to every human
by Squishy weener 115 October 28, 2020
by zeroPRO15 October 25, 2010
A person who’s a male and has gyno/man boobs and potentially has cheesy leakage from within the nipples.
ME: Damn ur tits are cheesy af foo
Man: Well I’ve been doing steroids lately and I have gyno
Me: well u should call urself squishy guy titi cuz ur tatas are magnificent.
Man: Well I’ve been doing steroids lately and I have gyno
Me: well u should call urself squishy guy titi cuz ur tatas are magnificent.
by I’m Cool and Fart Alot March 22, 2021
semi-cuddling with a friend that you secretly have feelings for, and dont want to chance ruining your friendship with...
by some dude.... October 15, 2011
by squishy wishy leonard July 11, 2022
When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!
by Rosie November 17, 2003