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simple_dimple_popit_squish

the best meme page on instagram rn. ran by 5 extremely astonishing, bewildering, and staggering teenage girls. being part of the active meme page community of Instagram, sdps never fails to surprise their beloved followers- also known as "oomfs" or universally known as "pimples".
with every meme dump being precisely formulated with only the upmost focus and supreme dedication, down to the very last minute detail, to pursue the liking of different chronically online niche groups; sdps can do no wrong! To add on, their daily stories on their everyday activities and dilly dallys never fail to make their pimples burst out hysterically; submerged in amusement. when you bump into one of the Admins, dont be shy to say hiiii they're the most amazingballs people in the world :D
do you know simple_dimple_popit_squish? they're so IJBOL!!

yooo simple_dimple_popit_sauish just posted a new meme dump!!! depression = cured
by zinnobear January 2, 2024
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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.
HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish
by TensHorniness July 13, 2021
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Squashify

The best Instagram checker + follow bot!
Yesterday I got a 100K hit using Squashify
by Squashify December 22, 2020
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squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.
This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.
by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022
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squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.
I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.
by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022
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Squishy Typing

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.
Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.
by Darren Besert November 27, 2017
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