simple_dimple_popit_squish 

the best meme page on instagram rn. ran by 5 extremely astonishing, bewildering, and staggering teenage girls. being part of the active meme page community of Instagram, sdps never fails to surprise their beloved followers- also known as "oomfs" or universally known as "pimples".
with every meme dump being precisely formulated with only the upmost focus and supreme dedication, down to the very last minute detail, to pursue the liking of different chronically online niche groups; sdps can do no wrong! To add on, their daily stories on their everyday activities and dilly dallys never fail to make their pimples burst out hysterically; submerged in amusement. when you bump into one of the Admins, dont be shy to say hiiii they're the most amazingballs people in the world :D

do you know simple_dimple_popit_squish? they're so IJBOL!!

yooo simple_dimple_popit_sauish just posted a new meme dump!!! depression = cured

simple_dimple_popit_squish by zinnobear January 2, 2024

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow 

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Bruv, you person squish 

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

Bruv, you person squish by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

Squashify 

The best Instagram checker + follow bot!

Yesterday I got a 100K hit using Squashify

Squashify by Squashify December 22, 2020

squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.

This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.

squashling by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.

I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.

squashlet by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

Squishy Typing 

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

Squishy Typing by Darren Besert November 27, 2017