The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.
Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006
Get the Squirting Dutchmanmug. 1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
Get the turd squirtmug. The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
by TMizzle September 4, 2008
Get the squirt corkmug. Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.
Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
by spankington October 19, 2008
Get the curry squirtsmug. by kookieDUHH June 2, 2010
Get the squirt boxmug. The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkakke on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakkemug. The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkake on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakemug.