spud bitch

any kind of low rank employee who's sole task in life is to serve the general public with baked potatoes of various fillings. The ability to communicate effectively is rare in such life forms, and it is often left to gestures and guesswork to establish your order

"I'm starving, Shall we go and see the spud bitch at lunch time?"

by RandomBloke May 29, 2007

dick spuds

like genital warts, but HUGE. despite the name, not suitable for consumption.

Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.

by fatmandoo April 4, 2010

butt spud

the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.

i've just dropped a butt spud in the john, she's a beauty!

by Mr.Porkie November 25, 2005

Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

by driftah December 9, 2008

Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 8, 2009

Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

by Stat Quo November 11, 2005

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021