any kind of low rank employee who's sole task in life is to serve the general public with baked potatoes of various fillings. The ability to communicate effectively is rare in such life forms, and it is often left to gestures and guesswork to establish your order
by RandomBloke May 29, 2007
Get the spud bitchmug. Bob: Hey Joe, the STD clicnic called, you have crotch warts.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.
Joe: Dammit, not again.
Bob: could be worse, Mike's have actually turned into dick spuds.
by fatmandoo April 4, 2010
Get the dick spudsmug. the brown mass that leaves your derrier every twenty four hours, often helped by a gentle squeeze. poo, excriment, turd, plop, shanny, shit, crap, douglas hurd.
by Mr.Porkie November 25, 2005
Get the butt spudmug. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.
by driftah December 9, 2008
Get the Spud Gunmug. 
Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!
by Stat Quo November 11, 2005
Get the Spud Gunningmug. girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 3, 2020
Get the spud cockmug.