When your body has spring instincts, I.E mating season.
Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Stephanie : idk I don’t usually like him but now he’s all I think about
Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts
Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts
by Springinstincts August 3, 2019

by tickaya May 23, 2006

When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
by backfromiraq January 11, 2012

by DevilTownGay May 8, 2022

A town located in Western Maryland with a high school known for having an abnormally high number of college dropouts.
by Cshseyeroll August 26, 2018

The ship between a cow like creature who gives you serotonin just by hearing his voice and his best friend a gay,homeless,schizophrenic,forest man.
(There dream date is setting the police station on fire)
(There dream date is setting the police station on fire)
“no Rebecca i will not shut up about spring dove so you can eat your fucking sandwich in peace listen there gay and pinning after each other”
by The not so obvious fae August 15, 2019

The "leprechaun" of springtime. Not just a leprechaun, the leggeron jumps five times as high and is able to lie, but the rewards of tricking the leggeron are much greater than a pot of gold. No one has tricked the spring leggeron, though, so the prize is not exactly known, but there are legends that it is eternal youth or any wish granted.
by AmbidextrousTomato April 9, 2010
