Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.

Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.

Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Sportin girl

Slang term for a hooker in the wild west. Made famous by probably one of the best cowboy series (and better than any movie) ever made - Lonsome Dove.

I was wonderin if I could find me one of those sportin girls in town.

by HARDCASHISKING April 13, 2025

Spoiling

When you are so kind to someone, it nauseates the wicked.

Person 1: I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! It’s time for me to grow up and move on.

Person 1: I got you this gift basket for the holiday.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! Only babies deserve nice things.

by Poet678 February 18, 2026

Spriting

The act of jumping on dih while chugging a sprite preferably a can and then burping on the dih afterwards.

“This bitch started spriting on my dih the carbonation almost blew my dih off”

by Skyoro0104 August 26, 2025

Tail Spotting

Looking for a good rear - end on a girl or guy. Usually performed in a group.

Hey, let's go to the mall and do some tail spotting, there are a lot of hot girls with thongs there.....

by sargie_awesome_cool December 13, 2012

Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.

"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.

by Menziesss February 28, 2017