spirituality

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.
Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Spiritualities

S tier ROBLOX SFer. Ex-JennaSalts Lover.
yoo? he's eatin sphagetti with her? must be a spiritualities
by ROBLOXianDefinitionsTrueFacts November 01, 2020
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spiritual velvet

She identifies as a spiritual velvet
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Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.
SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!
by Nevernity February 16, 2025
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spiritual maturity

Pronunciation: /ˈspɪrɪtʃuəl məˈtʃʊrɪti/
Definition:
Spiritual maturity (phrase) - The continual progression of a person’s anima, marked by exaggerated intuition, empathy, and a superior grasp of existence. A life’s practice to aspire to elevation above primitive instincts.
Significance:
• It defines the process of spiritual maturation.
• It emphasizes the anima (soul/spirit).
• It identifies the increasing of virtues similar to empathy.
• It avoids prohibited word origins.
• It improves concise expression.
• It replaces “Animaevolve.”
Phrase: spiritual maturity
Examples:
• “Her spiritual maturity was demonstrated by her capacity to absolve (pardon) even the gravest injustices.”
• “The goal of numerous monastic orders is to facilitate spiritual maturity through contemplation and introspection.”
• “A spiritual maturity is a protracted, lifelong journey of augmentation.”
by Dmitrio February 17, 2025
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The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.
Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community
by Basictransguy March 09, 2022
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kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
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