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sphincter juice

The juice that slimes out of your ass after anal squigy
He had sphincter juice running down his leg yelling its squigy fault!
by nasty masty January 25, 2014
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sphinctoral slip

The moment you orgasm in such a way your sphincter muscles abandon all hope, as does your clean underwear.
"that Sarah girl just gave me the handy-jammer of my life....damn near had a sphinctoral slip!"
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Sphincter dag boy

The type of person who will take sucking up to another level,really working their tongue around the sphincter making sure there are no dags to be seen.Always done for personal gain like getting a promotion or pay increase.These cunts pretend to be a nice then fuck you over.
I thought old mate was a trust worthy work mate but he is just a dirty old sphincter dag boy.
by Ragnar Loddbrok October 23, 2016
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sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.
OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.
by dangerousliason June 7, 2019
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Reverse Sphincter Syndrome

When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.
Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.
by Alaliniti October 24, 2018
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Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.
The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'
by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019
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sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.
Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.
by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009
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