Spazmolite

A slow person, relatively incompetent

That guy who crashed his car the other week was a right Spazmolite

by BloodsoakedDrengr August 4, 2024

Spazzy piece

An egg sanwich

I had a spazzy piece for much, it was all over my puss

by S600TSY December 10, 2025

Gasm-Spazm

A awesome fun word to use to describe something really; Yummy, Hawt, Sexual, Awesome, etc.

1. Jim "man! look at the boobs on her!"
Joe "wooo wee! Theys make me haves a Gasm-spazms!"

2."OMG! This (food item) is gasm-spaztic!

3.Me, yourself, them.

4.Bob "So what did you do last night?"
Tim "I worked out my Gasm-Spazm"

5. *points to crotch*
Caveman;"What body part this?"
Docter; "that's your gasm-spazticular-alia"

by Jessee Haine Y? August 25, 2009

Sketty little spazmoid

A sketty little spazmoid is an individual who deems it socially acceptable to kick about the town in crocs and fluffy socks. They also wear cumbrellas (fake eyelashes), black leggings, fake leather jackets and much more.

"Look at that fucking diabolically ugly sketty little spazmoid"

by John niglington December 27, 2024