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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.

Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”

by Cnote918 August 31, 2018

I banana …(somebody)

When you are to shy to say you miss somebody, you can use this word.

‘I banana …(somebody), I hope he/she will come back home soon.’ Mary said to me.

by R..w. August 17, 2022

Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”

Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

Somebody

Once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Person 1: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 2: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

by JeffDHAMO August 7, 2021

Somebody-elsie

1. The opposite of a selfie
2. When someone else takes a photo for you

Hey man, I can't get the right angle for my selfie, can you take a somebody-elsie for me?

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022

Somebody has to do it

A universally understood phrase pertaining to the termination of the Second Presidency of Donald Trump.

“Hey man, did you hear about the new round of tariffs?”
“Christ, somebody has to do it already…”

by klondikemapping May 16, 2025