How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Somebody

Once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Person 1: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 2: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

by JeffDHAMO August 7, 2021

Somebody-elsie

1. The opposite of a selfie
2. When someone else takes a photo for you

Hey man, I can't get the right angle for my selfie, can you take a somebody-elsie for me?

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022

somebody toucha my spaget

fresh meme

Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Somebody toucha my spaget!

by Hey hey hey 08 January 8, 2018

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Is somebody watching me?

What I hear people say when I watch them

Stranger: Is somebody watching me?
Me: maybe...

by plat333 January 11, 2021