Snockrat

1. How you say "snot rag" when you have a very heavy cold.

2. A white or pastel coloured live paper rodent that dashes about on its own when you are delerious with fever

1. "Bass be dat box of paper snockrats please."

2. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, there's a huge snockrat scuttling across the carpet. Stamp on the fucker"

by Poosneckadoo December 10, 2012

shocker pistols

Hand mime of a handgun where the barrel of the gun includes the index, middle, and pinky fingers.

In playing cowboys and Indians, Tim pointed his shocker pistols at me.

by PLPeter December 26, 2013

Snickering like a fucking bobcat.

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

by Jindurr January 25, 2018

Socker

A ball in a sock

I made a socker in jail

by Lilho666 July 18, 2019

Stocker

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020

Snickers dick vein

The chocolate on top of a Snickers bar that looks like a vein stretching across an erect penis.

The woke mob are trying to get rid of the Snickers dick vein!

-Tucker Carlson

by Penis with a D May 10, 2022