Definitions by MatTheFish

Bumbaclumps 

The name of the best and most supreme group, cult, tribe and army in the world. You have to be on an elite level to understand the meaning behind the word. Originated in Gloucester, UK.

Bumbaclumps ? What’s that?

Bumbaclumps by MatTheFish July 12, 2022

Rundle 

Another word for a “crossbar” in football. It can only be referred to as the rundle and never the crossbar.

Oi mandem! Watch me hit the rundle from here!

Rundle by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

Rundle 

Another word for a “crossbar” on a football goal. This should now be the only possible way to refer to it and it should never be referred to as crossbar again.

Oi mandem! Watch me hit the rundle from here!

Rundle by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

Jangles 

A word created by my good friend Tockers. It is the word for the point in which the Rundle and the Stocker meet on a football goal.

Shit! I just hit the Jangles.

Jangles by MatTheFish April 13, 2020

Stocker 

Another word for a “post” on a football goal.

Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!

Stocker by MatTheFish April 13, 2020