Snockrat 

1. How you say "snot rag" when you have a very heavy cold.

2. A white or pastel coloured live paper rodent that dashes about on its own when you are delerious with fever

1. "Bass be dat box of paper snockrats please."

2. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, there's a huge snockrat scuttling across the carpet. Stamp on the fucker"

Snockrat by Poosneckadoo December 10, 2012

Sockrates 

Da ancient Greek philosopher who liked to wear cloth coverings under his sandals. :P

Kinda hard to wear socks inside sandals with toe-posts --- I wonder if Sockrates invented the idea of the croc-style slippers?

Sockrates by QuacksO January 13, 2022

Spockrates 

Da ancient Greek philosopher who always thought logically.

Old-school philosophers typically took too soft a view on human faults 'n' failings; Spockrates was an exception in dat he looked at da world in a totally simple 'n' sensible way.

Spockrates by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.

Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?

Shockrates by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025