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sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.
GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.
by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009
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sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
by simpannihalator October 7, 2023
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sneak nut

When you sneak a nut out of your pants to surprise a friend!
Tom whips his left nut out and calls Billy's name! Tom: LOL SNEAK NUT
by SandyrunMiddleshit May 30, 2017
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sneak thirst

When you're thirst on the low and you don't want anyone to know your intention.
My guy Saad has been really sneak thirsty. He's been trying to smash this one girl, but he swears to everyone that he's not.
by BBCDealer January 15, 2018
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Sneak Feast

When find yourself a nice lady, and get her consent prior to, then wake her up to you eating that pussy like its going out of style.
Bae was sleeping, but it was time for a sneak feast!
by Eastbaysneakfeaster May 26, 2021
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Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.
The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.
by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021
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Sneaking a Peach

Having sex with a person or persons that may be under the age of eighteen years old, but insists that he or she will be of age within the week.
Yeah, you're sneaking a peach!
by Benjamin Bunny March 12, 2011
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