sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

Sneaking a Peach

Having sex with a person or persons that may be under the age of eighteen years old, but insists that he or she will be of age within the week.

Yeah, you're sneaking a peach!

by Benjamin Bunny March 12, 2011

Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.

The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.

by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021

Sneak Feast

When find yourself a nice lady, and get her consent prior to, then wake her up to you eating that pussy like its going out of style.

Bae was sleeping, but it was time for a sneak feast!

by Eastbaysneakfeaster May 26, 2021

sober sneak

"quietly moving around places you aren't supposed to be with someone you aren't supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance"

I quit drinking but still want to have fun, let's sober sneak later while your husband is at work.

by Dblazeny January 5, 2017

ping-sneaking

When you ping someone in Discord on purpose... only to delete the message instantly after you sent it.

Leaf: Imagine ping-sneaking.
Bellyfat: IKR!
Leaf: @Bellyfat
Also Leaf: *deletes message*
BellyFat: Who did that???

by R$K.JORDAN October 23, 2019

sneak grinding

When you are listening to a song and suddenly a random girl puts her hand over your mouth and rubs her body all over yours.

Taran was at his school dance.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011