No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.

The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm

by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010

sarcasm

saying something ironically

saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone

From Disney's The Lion King 1 1/2

(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008

Sarcasin'

Being sarcastic about something. Or using sarcasm.

Guy: Don't you love hearing Christmas carols in July?
Girl: No i hate christmas.
Guy: So do i was sarcasin' about those Christmas carols

by atreyu_slayer August 1, 2009

Snarching

The act of pulling another person's buttcheeks apart

It was so hot when she was snarching me.

by RinjiCaseDee December 3, 2010

Snarco

The pairing of Harry, Professor Snape, and Draco Malfoy in fanfiction.

"Hey did you read that Snarco fic on fanfiction?"

"Yeah I can't believe Harry did that with Snape and Malfoy!"

by Alley-Way-Girl December 26, 2011

sarcacity

(n) the act of using sarcasm to the point of being a complete ass.

- you look great in those pants (girl is violently fat)
- no you're not balding (dude looks like a polished cue ball)
- that's a really sweet shirt (shirt is plaid with checkers)
- you should never have children (no explanation needed)

ouch, that was some extreme sarcacity!

by theboySC May 16, 2008

Sarcastibitch

A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !

by JohnnyWayne December 28, 2009