Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.
Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)
by AxisRadio August 07, 2021
When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.
by JJPno.1 October 02, 2013
The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.
Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.
by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020
The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
by Bigboyshlongus January 02, 2020
Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled
by Mystery Merc February 02, 2022
Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
by Just call me Job September 27, 2010