Originally named for the act of harpooning a whale and being pulled by the harpoon line until the whale dies, the line breaks, or the boat sinks, the Nantucket Sleighride is a sexual experience where you have your pecker stuck in a woman bigger than you and she drags you around the room trying to break free.
I was plowing this huge woman and my cock became stuck in her ass, so she gave me a Nantucket Sleighride trying to get it out..
by Hoosier Poet February 16, 2020
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Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.
by Komoris May 1, 2021
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The album's best point, the lyrics, track man's gradual existential descent from fear and nausea to eventual death, with each song more decayed and despairing than the next. Quotes from W.S. Burroughs and Luke Rhinehart, among others, further illustrate the existential and philosophical points the band is making, while lines such as "A world drenched in the blood of the innocent," and "Jaws locked around your spine" drive the point home like a sledgehammer. The origin, nature, and effects of evil is a secondary theme also explored extensively in the album's lyrics. Even though they are readable by themselves, the lyrics go much better with the punishing metal sound and composition At The Gates set them to.
The album's best point, the lyrics, track man's gradual existential descent from fear and nausea to eventual death, with each song more decayed and despairing than the next. Quotes from W.S. Burroughs and Luke Rhinehart, among others, further illustrate the existential and philosophical points the band is making, while lines such as "A world drenched in the blood of the innocent," and "Jaws locked around your spine" drive the point home like a sledgehammer. The origin, nature, and effects of evil is a secondary theme also explored extensively in the album's lyrics. Even though they are readable by themselves, the lyrics go much better with the punishing metal sound and composition At The Gates set them to.
Man 1: You got existential philosophy in my death metal!
Man 2: You got death metal in my existential philosophy!
Announcer: Two great tastes go together in At The Gates's Slaughter of the Soul.
Man 2: You got death metal in my existential philosophy!
Announcer: Two great tastes go together in At The Gates's Slaughter of the Soul.
by Stand Ablaze September 29, 2005
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Obvious troll: Hahaha, so many people believe me!
Super Sleuths: *Gather incriminating evidence* You, troll! Yeah, you! You have the right to remain silent!
Obvious troll: Man, I can't do nothin'
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Obvious troll: Man, I can't do nothin'
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Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
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"She's pretty, but not slaughterhouse-worthy."
"She's pretty, but not slaughterhouse-worthy."
by papiervagin March 12, 2010
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"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."
by Matt V. (conceived by Gerald Kagan) November 30, 2006
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