by Balmora November 14, 2016
A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.
by Captain Sally January 19, 2022
When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
by CookE March 01, 2015
When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.
Most likely to apply to people at college or work.
"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."
"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."
by Sir Mixuhlittle July 10, 2013
When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 03, 2010
A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi
by Gaddafi July 03, 2011
A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.
(And no you can not eat it)
(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017