A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.
by Captain Sally January 18, 2022
Get the Situation Sallymug. 1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.
ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging
2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging
2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)
by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017
Get the ectoplasmic situationmug. Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.
by but for February 24, 2020
Get the situation framingmug. when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
Get the situational douchebaggerymug. When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
Get the situational autismmug. A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.
(And no you can not eat it)
(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
Get the Sticky Situationmug. A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi
by Gaddafi July 4, 2011
Get the Gaddafi situationmug.