Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?

Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

kayne situation

Kayne cheated on kim kardashian with JEFFREE STAR.

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.

by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021

Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

Euphoria Situation

In terms of the HBO show 'Euphoria': typically regarding Zendaya's character Rue and her drug addiction. An euphoria situation is used to describe an interaction with a drug addict; typically someone you know, and how imprudent it is to your life and theirs. The term is not used to describe someone or a situation in a hurtful or derogatory way.

You: John asked me for $75 to buy "groceries" and he'll pay me back on Saturday.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.

by DriftyRug February 7, 2022

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

Sticky Situation

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)

"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Gaddafi situation

A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.

It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.

John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi

by Gaddafi July 4, 2011