Voyage of the Yawn Spreader

a. The event following a particularly contagious yawn, in which all persons in the vicinity cannot resist yawning themselves.

b. A phrase used in reaction to a boring speech, lecture, or conversation.

Sean passed his yawn to everyone in the freaking room just because he stayed out too late last night. It was like the fucking Voyage of the Yawn Spreader in there.

Don't even think about taking Jefferson's Public Administration class. It's just another Voyage of the Yawn Spreader. Everyone falls asleep within the first ten minutes.

by Alastairmaster June 20, 2011

Young Ass Spreader

A person who is very cool and spreads ass, hence the name, ‘Young Ass Spreader’.

Wow, that guy John is a Young Ass Spreader

by method_ February 7, 2022

Sheet spreader

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009

shredders

An expression of disgust or dismay. See damn.

An acknowledgement of something bad or unfortunate.

Near Synonyms: this sucks, sucks

See examples for proper usage.

Dan: I have to drive five hours to a job interview tomorrow.
Nate: Shredders!

Dave: My iPod got stolen last night.
Bill: Aw shredders man, that's not cool!

by Nate Heller December 27, 2007

muppet shredder

A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder

Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!

by Lt dan July 4, 2005

shredder

Slang for half-tard.

Hey look! Shredder is covered in paper.

by kombat March 9, 2005

Shrader

A surprise win that turns around a losing streak. A lucky break.

I was losing bad but then I hit a real Shrader.

by Shrades February 7, 2010