A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!
A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s
Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s
Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”
Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”
Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”
Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023
Get the Harry Shaw (shawzie)mug. Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
by losercollegekid April 4, 2019
Get the scumbag shawmug. Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008
Get the Barnett's Shaw Massivemug. by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019
Get the michael shawmug. When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
by Boobearbutteater June 4, 2024
Get the Old Fashion Terry Shawmug. by tripdontfall May 4, 2025
Get the Maya Shawmug. by aPlitt May 10, 2022
Get the Shawmug.