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Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.
She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.


Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.
by wallywest517 August 29, 2008
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Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.
Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.
by MrBeanStarin December 11, 2024
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shaq walker

Againtst all odds shaq is The first african to win a superbowl, started the hashtag #this14uafrica
shaq walker the first african to ever win a superbowl, dedicated it to his homeland
by Shaq walker May 3, 2018
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shaq

he is soo doawn shaq
by bfdhdfhdfghdfgh May 15, 2016
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SHAQ

SHAQ=SHIT!
I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHAQ!(SHIT)
SHAQ O'NEAL DROPPING A BIG SHIT!
by OZTHAWIZ December 4, 2018
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Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
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Big Shaq

THE THING GOES SKRATTTTTTTTT PAP PAP KA KA KA SKIDIDI KAT KAT AND A PURTTTT PURTTTT POUMMM
What do the cat : The cat goes meow
What do the dog : The dog goes wouf
What do Big shaq :THE THING GOES SKRATTTTT PAP PAP KA KAAK
by $£@n November 3, 2017
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