shadow farting

This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.

Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!

Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !

Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Shadow dancing

To dance by ones self.
Dancing alone.
One who dances solo.

Did you happen to see that guy at the club Shadow dancing?
I wouldn't be caught dead Shadow dancing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

shadow bitch

When a woman looks good in the dark and when she's exposed in the light, she's more than unattractive.

"Bro, I took this girl home last night and thought she was a 10, but woke up this morning and realized she was just a shadow bitch."
"What's a shadow bitch?"
"When a girl looks sexy in the dark, but a 1 in the light."

by Alwaysfucking January 28, 2016

Shadow Log

The larger then first excrement that shortly follows (usually within minutes) after the primary bowel movement

After taking a most satisfactory dump in log form and leaving the restroom facilities. Being over come by the need to revisit the facilities in a hurry to export the ninja like strike of the shadow log.

THE SHADOW LOG STRIKES AGAIN

by xtech_ninja July 17, 2010

camera shadow

When an area is near security camera(s) but isn't seen by any cameras.

"Did the security cameras get the attack on tape?"
"No, it happened in a camera shadow."
"Damn!"

by too-many-grouchy-people June 10, 2005

Shadow the Hedgehog

The most sexiest character of all the Sonic franchise

Look how sexy Shadow the Hedgehog is

by Sweetndeadlykal January 16, 2020

dj shadow

The God of digging for deep breaks and samples for his songs. His style is fresh and unlike anything you're gonna hear from any other DJ's.

Man I heard some of DJ Shadow's stuff, it's fucking tight. Six Days, Walkie Talkie, and then I heard stuff from when he was in UNKLE with James Lavelle.

by DJ Nostalgia August 3, 2004