A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.
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Oh, that tall guy is super cute, but I heard that he seabrooked three girls with pre-Calculus homework.
I went to his house to watch a movie and he was such a seabrookesque host.
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I went to his house to watch a movie and he was such a seabrookesque host.
Don't study too hard! Else you will start seabrooking
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After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.
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"I helped this girl with directions last week, and ever since my life has just been going so smoothly. It's freaky."
"Maybe it was a Seabunny and she blessed you."
"Yeah right. Seabunnies don't exist."
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"Yeah right. Seabunnies don't exist."
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