Scroted

Verb - To make dirty, or smeared

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.

• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent

by Stephy85 July 4, 2025

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016

ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld

1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."

by immortal scratend August 6, 2011

the devils scrote

Fireball whiskey, Screech whiskey, pabst blue ribbon and grenadine (for colour)

My good barman , please make me one the devils scrote please.

by zwanguy September 28, 2013

scrote worshiper

one who worships the scrotum, used as an insult

Dammit Kyle, stop being such a scrote worshiper!

by linkman October 22, 2009

scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote

by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022