Scott

Someone who manages to be more tired than you, while making much less effort than anybody, in everything.

"I'm shattered. Media was well hard for the 5 minutes I was there. I'm going to bed. See you next week." said Scott.

by Matt McBetterthanthom April 23, 2011

Scott

A rocker that throws down regardless of what holiday is pissing him and his peers off. Most famous for having fought Godzilla with one mic, one guitar, and one hand tied behind his back in an electric metal showdown. A Scott is regarded as one of the most dangerous creatures on any musical scene for an uncanny ability to endlessly pimp women thought unobtainable by hundreds of scientists. Seeing a Scott in real life is the equivalent of seeing Achilles pillage the city of Troy.

Spectator 1: "I can't believe Achilles killed Hector like that."
Spectator 2: "I can't believe Scott banged Achilles mother and sister in a threesome."

by Small Paws December 24, 2010

Scott

1. The best (one of the best) quickscopers of all time

2. Nazis in the form of Zombies, bow down to him on Kino with the ZeusCannon and the upgraded ray gun.

3. Loves to play with MachineOfVachine, and they tend to merk shit up on MW2.

4. very smexy with muscles, and also A FUCKING ALLSTAR.

person: see that swim suit model there.
person 2: ya that's a scott.

by MachineOfVachine May 27, 2011

Scott

Some annoying cunt who talks too much

Matt: yknow Scott?

Max: oh not that annoying cunt.
Matt: yeah, he got bullied and killed himself

by ManSaysRee July 3, 2019

Scott

a guy who likes to sexually harass girls online

Scott's gonna have a wank over you xxx

oh no! I don't want to see anymore of his crusty tissues!

by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020

Scott

A real fuckin Busta ass bitch. Farts more than he breathes. Asked to borrow your lighter once and said "yo, check this out" then proceeded to shove it up his ass. What a fuckin scumbag. Thinks "2 Broke Girls" and "Big Bang Theory" are fucking hilarious. Pukes if he merely looks at a book and calls it some "dumbass fairy shit". Thinks vaccines were created by Hitler and Lex Luthor but will eat a pizza crust out of the garbage for 5 bucks and half a cigarette. Avoid this prick.

"Scott's been wearing that tapout hoodie for 6 days straight now, what a total garbage human being"

" *diarrhea noises*

Ugh, Scott's here"

by Scompton93 December 20, 2016

Scott

Scott is the stereotypical name for a rude obnoxious middle aged man. Usually married to woman named Karen. He always takes her side, respects no one but himself and his wife and thinks screaming and beating his kids with a belt 24/7 for the most stupid things. He also has a weird obsession with his Truck, on this so called "truck" there are stickers with either

A. his favourite sports team
B. an offensive sticker reading "suck it" with some pretty suggestive stick figures
C. a racial slur
He has no problem with openly stating his opinion about the LGBT, People of other ethnicity and people who say one bad thing about him on platforms like Facebook. He's also pretty hypocritical, He tell's his kids to clean there room when his room is as or if not more messy than his kids, but he'll beat the kids if they point out his flaws. He is also known for being a heavy drinker/smoker as proven by being around him for half a second.

In conclusion, hes a wife and kid beating, smoking and drinking, hypocritical truck loving bastard who don't take no body else's crap

Guy one: Bro look at that guy, hes hitting the kids!
Guy two: bro that's fucked up!
Guy one: What a scott!

by GendiGo July 24, 2020