schwann

adj.

utterly amazing and breathtakingly wonderful. see "awesome".

person 1: "DUUUDE your Stephen Colbert wig is so SCHWANN!!"

person 2: "Schwann of you to notice."

by TheConundrum. December 21, 2008

schlang

(v) hanging out with class, style, and attitude (n) a way of life, the actual schlang session
(adj) "schlangin'" person - a player, or someone who exemplifies every good quality, or is really hot and tight.

"Gurl, you schlangin'"

"Wanna schlang with me tonight?? There is a party."

"He has like 5 girlfriends and is soo gorgeous. Dude be schlangin'!"

by schlanger479479479 June 25, 2008

schwag

crap weed

I can't believe I paid 30 bucks for this dirt. I'm never buyin' that asshole's schwag shit again.

by busy bone May 22, 2003

schwag

Really bad herb. You need to smoke tons to get high.

You got ripped off, thats schwag.

by Rock On April 27, 2003

shwang

anything u want it to be

i've got a huge SHWANG
SHWANG could be dick, foot, hand, left nut, or even girlfriend

by Waterboy Clingan November 3, 2006

schwag

fucking shitty ass weed

this is fuckin schwag!

by kind buddy January 25, 2005

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004