SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM

by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Sam

A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.

See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.

by Bensterf111 December 6, 2018

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

Sam

a perosn that sucks

sam you suck

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020

Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020

sam

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009

Sam

loving, good looking, caring, great guy, best footballer

A Sam is a loving caring good looking boy, he has girl lining up around the block for him, he's a great boyfriend and would never cheat or treat a girl bad in any form of way. Sam is smart good looking and his out going in every way, an amazing football player. Sam puts his loved ones first and admires his family and friends, Sam loves to torment and make jokes but can sometimes take things to far. Sam always ends up with the best mates and most beautiful/stunning girlfriends. All around Sam is an amazing guy.

by westbrook1999 May 21, 2013