brown goo that comes out your anus. is nice to drink with lamingtons. bitches like to shit on everyone else. they enjoy shitting so they sing happily everytime they get a turtle head!

i ate corn shit.

shit by whoami?youll never guess December 10, 2009

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shit

like if someone forgot their keys they feel like taking a shit cause they feel nervous.like shit,fuck,damn, they all mean the same shit.

like shit i forget my keys.

shit by Nuel March 10, 2008

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shit

No shit - usually used sarcastically, as in, obviously

Dumb shit - dumb person

Shit happens - bad stuff happens.

Bullshit - when someone says 'Bullshit!' it means they assume the person they're talking to is lying, bullshit means 'Lies'.

The shit - good stuff.

Shit! - used in exclamation, to show surprise, disappointment, anger, disbelief, you get the drift.

Jackshit - don't know how to define it. But when someone says 'you don't know jackshit' it means the person doesn't know anything.

Shit - it can mean stuff. In the most literal way I can think of that is used today, it means excretions and stuff. Poo. Crap. Whatever you call it.

'I scored 18 goals.'
'Bullshit!'

'Black Sabbath is the shit!'

'Shit! I lost my phone.'
'Shit! No way!'
'Shit, what the hell is going on?'
'Shit. We lost.'

'You didn't hear jackshit!'

'There was a huge pile of shit in the toilet.'
'Birdshit stained the car window.'

shit by Sawsan July 20, 2008

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