Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

meatball ass ritual

When somebody takes a meatball puts that meatball in his ass and then proceeds to suck it then starts to rub the rest of the sauce on their dick then stretch their dick so far out and then eat their dick

"damn bro im tired might aswell start doing the meatball ass ritual."

by CumCanester March 19, 2021

Spicy ritas

when you and a friend or stranger bang two different girls in the same bed but you and the other male have a dildo in each other’s butt

Person 1:Yo did you hear Rice and Matas pulled a spicy ritas last night?
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison

by Duckingsick June 3, 2018

jiz-a-rita

After a chick gives you head, to completion, she takes a shot of tequila before swallowing your load....a jiz-a-rita!

Dude, that hottie gave me great head (the first in 3 years) and then after I blew my load...she threw back a shot of Cuervo and had herself a jiz-a-rita!

by donkey punch pirate June 15, 2006

Rita Crosby

A blonde news anchor, popular in the 21st century, who's voice sounds like she just got done drinking a gallon of bleach or perhaps got punched in the throat. No relation to "Bette Davis Eyes" artist Kim Carnes.

Oh lord, I cannot possibly listen to this news anchor's raspy voice, it must be Rita Crosby

by dookieross November 11, 2006

St. Rita

A shitty school located in asshole of the southside Chicago, known for their scumbags who think they are hot shit by going around to parties and stealing and breaking stuff, even though it is obvious noone likes them at their parties. So, they walk around with another dudes dong on one side of the inside of their mouth and dip in the other side. Although they believe their shit don't stink, they would never engage in a fight by themselves because, well, that's just not douchebag or logical enough for them. So instead, they walk around in large groups and jump at the chance to start a fight so they can quickly jump by the largest, usually dumbest, of them all and lick his butthole until he gets aroused enough to fight for them. So, all in all, if your looking for a low end, shitty school where you are recommended to walk around with your shank, then St. Rita is the place for you! "Gooooo Ritaaaa. Right In The Ass!!"

Douchebag 1: Hey Bro, guess what?! I just finished a 75-page book today! My hand is killing me though from all the coloring.
Douchebag 2: I'm so proud of you man. I would lick your asshole right now and ask you to fight some other pussies but I just finished breaking into my Grandma's house and smashing all her shit so i'm a little tired.
Douchebag 1: St. Rita would be proud. Fuckin Mustangs man!
Douchebag 2: Community College!! Alrite!

by goooo mustangsss October 14, 2010

Ritaqueer

To Ridacule a Queer.

Don't Ritaqueer, they are people too.

by Sanri&Kaiya January 15, 2007