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Rastanom

The orgasmicly delicious culinary creations of the Rastafari. These gifts from the heavens are best when sold from a cart in a busy city gathering place. No single human being can truly fathom the pure power contained in a single meal, and thusly must return as often as possible for the delicacies that cause complete out of body experiences.
Person 1:"Bros want to grab some Rastanomz?"
Person 2:"Yeah dood I'm definitely ready to have my mind blown today!"
Person 3:"I don't think I want to today, I'm not in the mood."
*Person 1 and 2 (with help from bystanders) beat person 3 to death and leave him in the city square to be made an example of*
*Person 1 and 2 then go enjoy some great Rastanom*
by RastaNomNommer August 20, 2010
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The Rad Rectangle

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.
Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.
by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010
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RASTAFARIAN

A common religion amongst black jamaicans that look up to the past Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie. One of their most famous acts is to smoke marijuana as a symbol of religious practice. To be rastafarian one doesn't have to be black in fact to be rastafarian it has to come from the heart. Another famous practice is that of dreads on their heart.
by daniel rojas November 18, 2004
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rasta

n. refering to people practicing Rastafarianism, a beleif that Haile Selassie a.k.a. Tafari Makonnen a.k.a. Ras Tafari (ras meaning duke, or head; tafari meaning trinity, or power of three in Amharic, the most widely used language of Ethiopia)was and is the second coming of Christ.see also Rastafari
n. referring (incorrectly) to any person having dreadlocks
people sus pan rasta because they fear truth; but rasta never molest a man, and those with evil in their hearts fear him, fear the power of Jah, of I and I.
by truthbtold October 21, 2003
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rectal fury

The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.
That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!
by BAFUNGUDAMICHI June 28, 2005
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Rectal Hamburger

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.
Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!
by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008
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Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)
Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!
by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009
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