Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

getting reared

Being fucked in the ass. usually in the homosexual sense.

Jesus Christ man. Johns getting reared by his roommate so often I think he needs a maxi pad for his bleeding asshole.

by Fuck shit eat my ass September 25, 2017

Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 08, 2009

rear endoscope

A lighthearted term sometimes given to the flexible endoscope that probes a patient’s lower gastrointestinal tract, inserted into the anal aperture.

My husband cleverly refers to it as a rear endoscope!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 05, 2025

rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid

by ieatass123 February 28, 2016

Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.

"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."

by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009

Roo's Rear Eater

Somone who considers eating a kangaroo's ring piece (or cock)more acceptable than eating its tongue.

Did you hear Steve say that he wouldnt mind eating a Kangaroos arse? - or even its cock? Yeah hes a real Roo's Rear Eater is that mister Fletcher!!!

Normal people wouldnt do either.

by UK Greg November 23, 2006