pwned

Back during my younger days, in NAM. Whenever I got some ass, I called it PWNED. Meaning Pussy-oWNED.

I PWNED that mamasans ass last night.

by CT September 23, 2004

pwned

means player ownage in a game.

"i just pwned the shit outta you."

by taramiller! March 18, 2008

Pwned

Synonym for schooled, served, burned, etc. It is actually pronounced as poned too. I don't get why it's a w. Who does though?

Girl 1: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Girl 2: *thinking* You better back up bitch!
Girl 3: *up in Girl 2's face* OH! YOU JUST GOT PWNED!

by SUCK IT YB April 6, 2009

pwned

when someone kills you on xbox live and he fills retarded so he says u got pwned

Gamer #1 You Suck Balls. Gamer #2 Shut Up NIGGER U got pwned

by Tyler MAC August 13, 2005

pwned

the leet term (h4i1 t34 l337) for owned

victor: hahaha n00b i pwned j00
n00b: oh man great leet warrior, you r0x0rz

by dan December 1, 2003

pwned

spelled many ways: (verb)
-PWN3D
-P'N3D
-Pwned
1) Means to OWN or defeat someone with a great reaction.
2) To annihilate or kill.
3) To fight then grab one of their possessions.

1) You see that fucking bitch on the comp. screen, we PWN3D him!
2) Bloody hell, mate, you PWned him!
3) The robber picked a carlock, broke in, and PWN3D his IPod Nano!

by Edai December 31, 2006

pwned

Being beaten in a march madness bracket by a skinny engineer named Vinny.
owned
beaten
engineer
ballin
basketball

Dan's picks were soo bad Vinny pwned him without ever watching basketball.

by DJ11 December 15, 2008