Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

putangalicious

À female who is putangalicious

has the véry best tasting vagina that it doesnt matter what her face looks like

I know Molly is "putangalicious” because I'm already in love after having just a 1 night stand with her.

by Slobbin on my knob April 29, 2023

Putant

Strong deathly smell that makes you wanna gag on the air it filled.

“OMG THAT POOP SPRAY PRANK SHIT IS PUTANT ASF”

by Brimri006 December 19, 2023

Putang Ina Mo

Tagalog phrase meaning "your mother is a whore."

A Filipino friend of mine always tells me putang ina mo. I respond by telling him that I always see his mother hooking on a downtown street corner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 1, 2024

Putang Ina Mo

Tagalog phrase meaning your mother is a whore.

A Filipino man told his friend "putang ina mo." The friend responded by saying, "I saw your mom the other night hooking on a street corner downtown."

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 3, 2024

Putang Ina Mo

Tagalog phrase filipinos use meaning your mother is a whore.

A filipino friend of mine tells me putang ina mo. I tell him that I saw his mother hooking on a downtown street corner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 11, 2024

Pubanecking

Driving past a pub, seeing people enjoying themselves and wishing you were there.

I was sat in the pub enjoying a pint and saw people pubanecking as they drove past.

by [e-mail] June 2, 2024