Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 09, 2019

Protein sip

The last gulp of a drink that comes with all the backwash

Hey man, do you want to finish this drink? Nah, that's the protein sip

by Pepper24 July 08, 2017

Man protein

The body fluid that ejects from the penis.

I suck his dick every morning for my daily intake of man protein.

by My god-87 August 14, 2016

protein schlop

A bunch of protein-filled food items mushed together on one dish.

"Wow man, thats just straight protein schlop in your bowl!"

by dashthebeast February 22, 2024

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Protein pearl

Meaty hair follicle.

Save this protein pearl as a souvenir

by Grim6891 April 17, 2023