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protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.
My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.
by jmhunter July 7, 2010
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Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018
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Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people
Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!
by gotcha btch December 28, 2015
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Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!
"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"
by chirx November 25, 2021
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protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
by Gingersnap August 5, 2014
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Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”
I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!
by KitVixen April 8, 2019
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Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!
Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!
by Incognitolover July 21, 2022
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