A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.
by jmhunter July 7, 2010

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018

by gotcha btch December 28, 2015

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!
by chirx November 25, 2021

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”
by KitVixen April 8, 2019

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022
